Saturday, July 10, 2010

In the minds of an Illegal Immigrant!

I cross border, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid, it keep you healthy! By and by, I get plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them "come fast as you can." They come in groups and in Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family, they just trash. But, they, too, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kid's need dentist? Wife's need pills? We get free! We got no bills! American's crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race. If they no like us, they can go, Got lots of room in Mexico.

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